Newly divorced and alone, Susan was talked into joining the company bowling team.  Her very first strike came when she imagined the woman he’d left her for as the head pin.


Obviously, this is a quick-and-dirty print promo for some ‘happy hour’ event across the pond, so I’m not going to condescend a whole lot about the amateur quality.  I do, however, feel insulted that they expect us to believe that women of this caliber on the hotness scale hang out at bowling alleys which lack the budget required for either quality marketing staff or occasional painting of the pins.

Thanks Michael. The original can be found in a number of bowling alleys in Augsburg, Germany

I know, I know.  There’s no hand gripping the shotgun.  What I can’t take my eyes off of, though, is what the girl is holding.  Is it just me, or is anyone else imagining Billy Bob Thornton in a lacy skirt?

“I picked up a Kaiser blade that was a-layin’ there by the screen door -- some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade… French-fried ‘taters with mustard… mm-hm!”

Thanks Michael. You can see a larger version and the original on Amazon.

Young Brittany was delighted to learn that, unlike the rest of her silly brothers and sisters, she was no longer just an ordinary muggle.


Thanks Lisa. You can see the original on the Aldi site.

Even further proof that Tori Spelling is an idiot because everyone knows that the last thing you should do when your kid starts to show signs of super powers is to put them on frickin’ TV!


Thanks Susan for the great find. Can anyone see any other disasters? I think that I see one or two. If you can't see the PSD, you can check out our red circle gallery.

Update: A bunch of people are calling no disaster on this one but have a careful look at how the kid could have taken off and where he will land.

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Thanks Pirhan for the submission. You can see the original on the Quirky website.